Story time! we went to visit a less active the other day and we turned the corner and this lil munchkin was like at the front of the house and he had his back to us and then turned around and saw us way fast and GASPED!!! like he saw a ghost.... i guess i'm whiter than i thought..... my comp thought it was hilarious and decided that it was because he thought i was a fairy.... but she couldn't remember the english word for fairy so we spent like 15 mins trying to figure out what the heck she was talking about that had wings and was me.... so great.
More fun! we're teaching this family with the last name of Salamat. and another family with the last name of Salamat. yes they're exactly the same. one is a less-active family, one is a investigator family. it's generally very confusing. but the other night we were headed to the investigators and this dude was riding his scooter kwan the other direction and stopped and asked if we were his friends that used to come teach? so we start talking to him and his last name is Salamat! so im thinking it's the dad of this family we're about to go to (i've never met the dad) but the family has 13 kids and lives in the same direction he was saying his house was in... i thought it was a safe assumption. so i'm like oh! yeah! we're headed to your house right now! you have like a bazillion kids right? (13 is a lot.) and he's like ummmm tama lang. (just right) im like yeah sure sparky 13 is tama lang and he's like what? i have three kids! and it's super awkward and im not really sure why... after talking through that awkwardness a lil we come to find out that these three kids he's speaking of are actually with a mistress and he's very aware of that sin and that's why he stopped listening to the missionaries dati... he was embarrassed of his whoredoms... and here i am asking about what im sure sounded to him like "hey ya been sleeping around with any more women in the neighborhood????" good move jones.
This week we get to watch general conference!!! super excited for that. we've been spending the last two weeks inviting people. hopefully someone (anyone!!!) will come. i literally cannot get more enthusiastic in my invitations.... so hopefully all of you got to watch it this weekend!! if not.... i invite you to consider your ways and repent. and watch it online!! hahaha elder bednar is so awesome.
peace out!
Just got the picture from Sister Hansen-Javier of Sarah and Companion after the General Women's meeting, I'm going to add it to this post.
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